Wednesday, 7 September 2016

If cats could feed themselves

If cats could feed themselves

Have you ever just turned on the tv and you hear this meow? Meow! Meow! Feed me! Feed me! Feed me! I wish cats could feed themselves. It's so annoying, do you think the world would be a better place if cats could feed themselves?  Well I do.  Their food smells of dead animals and if that's not enough they spill the food all over the place and guess who has to pick it up? Me! Not anyone else -  me!  

This happens to me … Alot …. Yawn ...Meow!!!!! Meow!!!!! Meow!!!!! Arrrrrr!!!!! Like I told you  cats are so annoying. I'll feed you later ... Meow!!! Meow!!! Meow!!! Later meow!!!! Meow!!!! Meow!!!! Then mom calls out “Cooper feed the cats” Arrrrrrrrrr!!! But if cats could feed themselves cat owners could sleep in and have a break. 

Guess what I would like for Christmas? Ear plugs. You heard me, ear plugs. That's what I would like for Christmas   It is so hard to read when all you can hear is meow! Meow! Meow! I'm going to get hearing damage at this rate and we can't afford hearing aids. I don't want to have hearing aids at the age of 9. So if you are listening Santa that's what I want for Christmas.

Now I have to go to school - “Meow, meow, meow” Oh no I forgot to feed the cats, now I'm going to be late for school.  It is already 8:45am and it takes 5 minutes to feed them and ten minutes to drive so then it will be 9:00am.  Come on ... ok I'm done.  So now I'm at school writing my speech.

The benefits of cats feeding themselves are ... you can sleep in, you  won't have hearing damage and you won't be late for school.  If any inventors are listening can you please make a contraption that feeds cats. In my opinion the world would be a better place if cats could feed themselves.  

3 comments:

  1. I love it you remind me of Lacey my dog and you have great expression

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  2. You had great launguage had a strong statement that you stuck with throughout the hole speech and I also agree my cat won't shoosh .

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